My Life with Cory

Turkey Dinner?

It began in the kitchen this morning. Skeptic Josiah Depaoli criticized Adam Rothrock’s mother’s turkey recipe. Insults. Raging tempers. Fists thrown. Insistent questions:

Don’t you know it takes two billion hours to cook a turkey? How will you cook it with broken ovens?

One turkey. One deep dish. Some tin foil and operational convection oven. Flash forward to late afternoon. In a mere four hours , the bird lay nearly bare. Four merry men sat and ate.

Let it be known:

• A turkey can thaw overnight.
  
• One oven does work.
  
• A ten pound turkey can be cooked in three hours and forty minutes.
  
• A ten pound turkey cooked in three hours and forty minutes tastes delicious.
  
• Adam Rothrock’s mother is competent with turkeys.

posted by Cory Reed @ 4:34 PM