My Life with Cory: May 2006

Monday, May 29, 2006

Nostalgia

One fond memory of mine will always be the time Cory first entered the room.

"Do you have a clock?" were some of the first words he asked me.

"Yeah, right there," I said as I pointed over my shoulder.

"Oh ok," he replied. I thought he was going to unpack some more things, but it was at this time that Cory felt he should reach into his bag, pull out his own clock, and hang it on the wall directly opposite mine.

Now you know why we have two clocks.

Milkless

I just felt I should mention that Cory has stopped putting milk in his cereal. Now, every morning around 8:30am, our room is filled with a quaint sound reminiscent of a horse eating oats, frosted miniwheat the size of your head, and four bags of Lay's potato(e) chips.

jaw[thekeywordis]breaker

Cory got one of his markup jaw breakers. But how, how Cory, are you going to break it and eat it's deliciousness? I know Cory, you could hit it against a bowl on your desk.

and that's when I heard the ear-shattering sonic boom of a jaw breaker and the shattering of one bowl that was crushed twixt corys desk and the spherical tool of his driving ambition.

Cory - 1
Bowl - 0

Monday, May 22, 2006

Some Pretty Sweet Acronyms

J oyful!
O mniscent
S uave
I ncredible
A dventuous
H aughty...he is not

C unning
O bnoxious...he is not
R aging hormones
Y ummy

C rabby
R ancid
A ggitated easily
I invincible
G ortex

G allant
R etro
A utistic
D ang good looking
Y ack a phobic

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

CWJ

"Cory, the cows of the world hate you."
"Why?"
"For not drinking thier delicous udder product."

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

And today's lesson...

Today I made a potato salad. In class. With my hands. Eww.

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

A little something I wrote today.

Large, precise, overbearing.
My vessel will crush yours.
I will defeat, again.

Sunday, May 07, 2006

Musicness

I think Cory thinks that indie "rock" is better than ska. more as it develops.

also, Cory is now the owner of a gargantuan, oppressing, naval vehicle.

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My Life with Cory