My Life with Cory: February 2006

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Rocking

Tonight, with the help of Flyleaf, I proceeded to get right up in Cory's grill and pretty much rock his face clean off. He'll be able to tell you about it tomorrow...if he recovers.

Also, Cory said I better not make a post about how he kissed a drunk girl.

Kissed a drunk girl on the lips.

Just kidding, he didn't really.

Monday, February 20, 2006

A Discovery

Sometimes my blood vessels extrude from my skin and it looks kinda wierd.

Friday, February 17, 2006

Color Meyhem

I would just like to point out what Cory has done. Pay attention to the color of his text as well as his comments.

Cory is a Dieting Sage

Cory's advice for the evening to a fellow housemate on how to lose weight:

"Just stop eating."

Also, according to Cory, if you stop eating all your body fat will disappear before your muscle will. That is all.

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Today

Today is Rad [Rib Awareness Day]. Are you aware of your rib? I am. I'm also aware of Cory's rib. Cory, you had best get a move on that wife thing while you still have a choice in the matter; the end of the school year is coming up fast.

In other news : Did anyone else realize that Ben M. was the one that shouted out "Take Back the Rib!" last night at the meeting? I hope the irony of that situation is not lost on everyone.

Also, the Mac I'm on will not let me adjust the color - but please believe I will switch this to green ASAP.

A Message

Diakonos, if these possum parts are of you, please believe you will soon taste the meat of our fist sandwich.

If not, no hard feelings.

Monday, February 13, 2006

A Warning

Beware the women of Moab, lest they attempt to steal your blessings.

Thursday, February 09, 2006

Mud Wrestling

I dreamt last night that Kevin Gatimu and I were being pursued by aliens. One of them was John Lund I think. We rolled in some mud to hide, but it didn't work. The aliens came to capture us, and John Roberts arrived and showed me how to punch them.

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Dreams...

The other night I dreamt a part of my arm fell off. The inside was composed of ground beef and some noodle-like tubing.

Sunday, February 05, 2006

Measure My Mass

I asked Josiah if he knew anyone with a scale. I want to measure my mass.

He quickly responded, telling me I wasn't fat. I think he's trying to say something.

Oh, I've got the coloured text back, don't you worry.

Saturday, February 04, 2006

Cory Quiz

Cory gets a new pencil sharpener. What does Cory do next?

Guess and then highlight to find out :

Sharpens EVERY SINGLE PENCIL HE OWNS.

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My Life with Cory